Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I fill condoms, not promises.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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