I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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