small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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