nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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