Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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