i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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