Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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