He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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