Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
wanna go halves on a baby?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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