that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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