I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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