we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
