my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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