STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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