the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
