shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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