I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My underwear smells like fireworks.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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