@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
