idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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