How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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