so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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