Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
ugly people sure do ruin things
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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