It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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