My brain says no but my pants say off.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Who did Billy Mays play for?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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