Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's never too late to be topless.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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