waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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