i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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