i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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