Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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