you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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