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(440): View more from Ohio

made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of

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(518): View more from New York

haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting

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(770): View more from Georgia

I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?

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(970): View more from Colorado

Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

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(720): View more from Colorado

When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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(919): View more from North Carolina

That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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(616): View more from Michigan

Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...

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