I heard we made out
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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