He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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