what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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