we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
