I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I think my fart just growled at me.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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