I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Sext me about skeletons
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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