Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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