Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
