Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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