# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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