Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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