Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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