Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
sex in a hospital.. check
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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