dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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