Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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