Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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