she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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