Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I would fuck him just for his dog
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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