I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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