Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
