oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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