this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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