I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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