this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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